Wednesday, April 20, 2011

Patient quote of the day

"Doctor, my husband and I just got back from a trip to the Holy Land. Do you know that mostly Jews and Arabs live there?"
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18 comments:

  1. AnonymousApril 20, 2011 at 5:18 PM

    What the hell? Does she live under a rock?

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  2. BethanyApril 20, 2011 at 5:26 PM

    Wait... Jesus wasn't white!?

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  3. RachelleApril 20, 2011 at 5:35 PM

    Wait... Jesus wasn't Christian!?

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  4. Medic13April 20, 2011 at 5:44 PM

    lol funny enough I live there...we have a few catholics and christians....Oh look I see one now!!!

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  5. AnonymousApril 20, 2011 at 6:23 PM

    How do you keep a straight face?!

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  6. MockingbirdApril 20, 2011 at 6:47 PM

    Oh yes, I know!
    Are any...artisanal?

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  7. AnonymousApril 20, 2011 at 7:16 PM

    Beverly Hills is the Holy Land?

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  8. Kat's KatsApril 20, 2011 at 7:37 PM

    ROFLOLASTC!!! You're kidding me!!! No, wait. This was one of your patients. Geez Louise!! What do they teach in schools these days?! Oh wait. I forgot, parents don't want their kids to actually have to do homework anymore.

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  9. Captain CrabApril 20, 2011 at 8:23 PM

    Observant folks, aren't they?

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  10. minimedicApril 20, 2011 at 9:01 PM

    Your patients leave me speechless.

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  11. AnonymousApril 20, 2011 at 9:08 PM

    Should we be impressed that they found it on a map?

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  12. Lucky JackApril 20, 2011 at 9:46 PM

    Wait...Jesus is from Texas?

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  13. PackerApril 21, 2011 at 11:10 AM

    Sounds almost like Brooklyn NY.

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  14. ERPApril 21, 2011 at 12:01 PM

    Well, if they went to the Stonewall in NYC or The Haight in San Fran, they'd see different types in those "holy lands"

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  15. AnonymousApril 21, 2011 at 2:50 PM

    Actually, she/he had just embarked on another topic and realized she didn't want to got there with you, or appear racist, and juggled the balance of appearing instead a dummkopf or whatever, so made another faux pas instead.

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  16. MahaApril 21, 2011 at 4:18 PM

    I'll try very hard to be optimistic and say that at least they learned something new. But in the back if my mind I fear for humanity...

    Maha

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  17. Ben SApril 21, 2011 at 6:26 PM

    Rachelle wins the thread.

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  18. The MotherApril 21, 2011 at 8:45 PM

    Maybe we should pad the area with Christians, and make them all feel better?

    Oh, wait. They tried that during the Crusades. Didn't work then, either.

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So wadda you think?