Monday, January 17, 2011

Riding the rapids

Okay, for the purposes of safety, we at Dr. Grumpy, Inc. generally DO NOT recommend using a sex toy as a flotation device.

We also suggest keeping your pants on under these circumstances.

Not like this pair.

Thank you, Alison!
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13 comments:

  1. AnonymousJanuary 17, 2011 at 9:16 AM

    um... f you're gonna die might as well die happy?

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  2. AnonymousJanuary 17, 2011 at 10:10 AM

    LOL, only in the merry old land of OZ. :)

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  3. AnonymousJanuary 17, 2011 at 10:43 AM

    "The incident led police to warn that blow-up dolls were not recognised floatation devices."

    ROTFL!!!

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  4. AnonymousJanuary 17, 2011 at 11:13 AM

    I always cringe when I hear of people entering rivers at flood stage. And they always do.

    My word for verification parthem, as in part them, which looks to have been difficult.

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  5. Cthulhu SashimiJanuary 17, 2011 at 11:26 AM

    At least they were rescued. The couple who tried floating down the river on a Fleshlight weren't so lucky.

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  6. AnonymousJanuary 17, 2011 at 12:12 PM

    The Love Boat soon will be making another run...

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  7. AnonymousJanuary 17, 2011 at 12:13 PM

    Shouldn't this story end with "Police suspect alcohol was involved."

    ?

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  8. AnonymousJanuary 17, 2011 at 12:17 PM

    That's nothing. You should see what they were planning to do later on with a canoe.

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  9. The BartenderJanuary 17, 2011 at 12:21 PM

    Hmm. I've heard of a "Sex on the Beach". Is this a new drink called "Sex on a Sex Doll in a Raging River"?

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  10. AnonymousJanuary 17, 2011 at 12:31 PM

    "But it worked when we tried it on 'It's a Small World...'"

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  11. pharmacy chickJanuary 17, 2011 at 7:25 PM

    well, at least they would have something to entertain themselves with while they waited for rescue..
    WTF??

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  12. Aussie DocJanuary 18, 2011 at 2:46 AM

    At least they're alive, which is better than others affected by floods. Sorry Grumpy and those commenting, it feels too soon to be making fun of the floods... Too much devastation, in my instance both for myself in Queensland and my family in Victoria.

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  13. lovinmyjobJanuary 22, 2011 at 12:39 PM

    OMG!!! I think I would have let go of the doll and let it float away BEFORE the reporters got there!! GOOD GRIEF

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So wadda you think?