Thursday, October 21, 2010

Product testimonials

Yesterday I saw Mrs. Dementia, who's a sweet old lady who lives with her son.


Dr. Grumpy: "So at her last visit I started your mom on Remembra, for Alzheimer's disease. How's she been doing?"

Mr. Son: "Great doc, she's much better!"

Dr. Grumpy: "In what way?"

Mr. Son: "She's clearer. Like, she goes out for walks every night. The neighbors or police used to call us 3 or 4 times a week to say they found her lost somewhere. Since starting the drug they only call about once a week."
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14 comments:

  1. The MotherOctober 21, 2010 at 8:03 AM

    Oh, my. In my state, elderly abuse is reportable. Sounds kinda like putting an old eskimo lady on an iceberg and hoping she'll float away.

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  2. CrownedwithVictoryOctober 21, 2010 at 8:24 AM

    Maybe he should look in to getting her a microchip ID.

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  3. staceyOctober 21, 2010 at 9:37 AM

    As a public service I thought I would mention this product, called "road ID". It's marketed to the runners and cyclists, but it would be useful for anyone...elderly, children, people who travel... It is much better than a medic alert bracelet-You can put names, phone numbers, plus medical info etc... I wear one all the time so that when the aggressive driver runs me off the road for daring to run or bike on it, the medics will know what I'm allergic to or who to call to claim the body. Can also put your insurance info on there as well. I'm surprised I don't see this marketed to much broader audience...

    http://www.roadid.com/Common/default.aspx

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  4. COctober 21, 2010 at 10:02 AM

    Road ID's are great!

    Mr. Son is clueless. Poor Mrs. Dementia. :(

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  5. PackerOctober 21, 2010 at 11:25 AM

    A recent study indicated that cognitive ability is enhanced by walking 6 ro 9 miles per week. More than that, my family likes to tell me, does not increase benefit. The like to tell me that because I walk 3 to 5 miles per day 7 days a week. But it would appear that the ladies walking is working better than the Dr.'s medicine. Ths son should be walking with her, because he clearly needs to do so.

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  6. AnonymousOctober 21, 2010 at 11:30 AM

    I Packer one of Dr. Grumpy's patients? Just a thought.

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  7. PackerOctober 21, 2010 at 11:47 AM

    No, I am not one of Dr. Grumpy's patients. Because I walk, I hope to never meet his acquaintance. But what are you saying: That I am just as whacked as his patients, true, true. But aren't we all.

    But I did remember where I saw the study. Some crazy journal.

    http://www.neurology.org/cgi/content/abstract/WNL.0b013e3181f88359v1?maxtoshow=&hits=10&RESULTFORMAT=&author1=Erickson&searchid=1&FIRSTINDEX=0&sortspec=date&resourcetype=HWCIT

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  8. DonOctober 21, 2010 at 11:56 AM

    When I was between contracts, I had the habit of going for long walks in the country, looking for redeemable bottles and cans. I dressed in t shirt and shorts, no matter the weather. I was constantly stopped by the local police who thought that I was either homeless or a victim of dementia. I always carried my wallet with ID to be on the safe side.

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  9. HumincatOctober 21, 2010 at 12:20 PM

    He was being funny, right?

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  10. Grumpy, M.D.October 21, 2010 at 12:21 PM

    Nope.

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  11. jamiegirlOctober 21, 2010 at 1:08 PM

    Too bad there is no treatment for stupidity...sigh.

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  12. Kat's KatsOctober 21, 2010 at 2:59 PM

    ::head:laptop:: My grandmother loved to walk and she had an altered mental status after a number of strokes & TIAs. However a) we didn't let her walk at night (eg after dark) even though she lived on a dead end with very little traffic and b) we didn't allow her to walk alone once she hit a certain level of altered state. ::shakes head::

    My grandfather did have Alzheimer's and in fact, I don't think my mother & aunts listened to me when I told them that they needed to take his car keys away. Sorry, but when you need step-by-step instructions for using the coffee pot, toaster, & stove and still have trouble with them as well as stopping by the auto dealer at least twice a week to ask how the electric window work, it's time to stop driving. Just saying. ::sigh::

    I've already told my children to ignore my irritability and take the keys when I hit that point of functionality, pointing out that the irritability is just one more symptom.

    vagov - a vague... ummm... where was I going with this??

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  13. AnonymousOctober 21, 2010 at 5:32 PM

    Alzheimer is the weirdest disease. My grandmother had it had she didn't have a clue who I was. She did, however, recognize me in baby pictures. The only person she could recognize was my father, and she wasn't even his mother, she was my mother's mother!

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  14. terri cOctober 22, 2010 at 1:36 PM

    Well I think in the demented world of health care outcome studies you could write this up as a success. You've got metrics, after all!!!

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So wadda you think?