Friday, June 18, 2010

Sorry, dude, you're not that good

Dr. Grumpy: "So at what point did you call 911?"

Mr. Young: "When I realized she was having a seizure."

Dr. Grumpy: "How long after the seizure started was that?"

Mr. Young: (looks at Mrs. Young, both blush, look at floor): "Well, I didn't call right away, because we were, um, having sex at the time, and when she started shaking I just thought she..."

Dr. Grumpy: "Got it. So how long did the seizure last?"
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14 comments:

  1. The MotherJune 18, 2010 at 6:32 PM

    There are obvious parallels here to both Mesmerism and the 'treatment' of hysteria.

    But it wasn't really sex.

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  2. UnknownJune 18, 2010 at 7:00 PM

    ROFLMBO I mean it's not funny but it is funny .. HA

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  3. AnonymousJune 18, 2010 at 7:06 PM

    HAHAHAHA!!!!

    Oh....dear.

    Yeah, we don't have stuff like that in pediatrics. We only have immaculate conceptions (two this week!).

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  4. MahaJune 18, 2010 at 7:30 PM

    Well at least he was being truthful...

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  5. OMDGJune 18, 2010 at 8:39 PM

    AWESOME.

    On the other hand, wouldn't it suck if having sex was what precipitated the seizure? I know it can precipitate migraines....

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  6. hyperCRYPTICalJune 18, 2010 at 9:58 PM

    Mmmmmmmm! Embarrasing.

    I wonder how long it took him to realise?

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  7. Crazy NewtJune 18, 2010 at 10:23 PM

    This has *GOT* to be a fetish.

    "It's so much better when she's seizing...."

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  8. AnonymousJune 19, 2010 at 12:12 AM

    Yes, I agree, funny but not. I am still laughing though. :)

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  9. AnonymousJune 19, 2010 at 12:53 AM

    being a man, I am sure he finished before realizing. All of 10 seconds prob

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  10. ER's MomJune 19, 2010 at 6:41 AM

    That is snort-worthy!

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  11. AnonymousJune 19, 2010 at 10:06 AM

    Surprise dude, if she never responded like an E-ticket ride at Disneyland before, chances are that this time she wasn't either.

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  12. ERPJune 19, 2010 at 11:37 PM

    Wow, she could tell her friends, "He did me so good he lowered my seizure threshold!!!!"

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  13. Mark In MayenneJune 20, 2010 at 9:08 AM

    Well, some interesting follow-up questions do go begging:

    How long did the seizure actually last, then?

    Did he try anything to prolong it?

    Did it work?

    Any tips?
    :)

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  14. WannaBeMDJune 22, 2010 at 7:00 PM

    I read textsfromlastnight.com and found this... I wonder if two worlds are colliding here.

    (630):

    Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.

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So wadda you think?