This is Mrs. Grumpy.
Kid: "Nurse, I feel dizzy."
Nurse Grumpy: "When did this start?"
Kid: "A minute ago on the playground. It's better now. I'm not dizzy, 'cause it's gone. But I feel like I might get dizzy again, at any second."
Nurse Grumpy: "What were you doing when this started?"
Kid: "Me and Jamie were spinning around, to make ourselves dizzy."
Mrs Grumpy - Happy Nurse's Day and Happy Mother's Day!
ReplyDeleteWow, I wonder why he was dizzy then? Sounds like a future Dr. Grumpy patient....
ReplyDeleteI love it!!! LOL!!
ReplyDeleteBut then he realized it was a SCARY dizzy so he had to come see you...by then, the scary had worn off. Wanna bet he tried again? Kids!!
ReplyDeleteHow old was this kid?
ReplyDeletemystery solved
ReplyDeleteI like the part where it might return, at any second!!!
ReplyDeleteIt's all due to Global Dizziness (TM)
ReplyDeleteThat kid is going to grow up and be the guy that goes to emerg after smoking pot because he feels "stoned".
ReplyDeleteSome trajectories are just too predictable.
Possibly the most important question when taking a medical history: "What were you doing when this started?" Good for you, Mrs. G, for getting to the bottom of this! Some provider out there might have wasted resources on a workup! I hope you gave him the right prescription: Rx - sig - don't do that.
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