Tuesday, January 5, 2010

Whatever

Mr. Behind: "At the hospital they told me I had a hemorrhoidic stroke."

Dr. Grumpy: "You mean hemorrhagic stroke?"

Mr. Behind: "Something like that."

8 comments:

  1. Hope he doesn't have a hemorrhoidic hemorrhage in your office!

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  2. The mental images from that one are staggering O_o

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  3. I am assuming that this was a left sided stroke....

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  4. Perhaps this person also has a rectocranial inversion?

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  5. hermaphrodagic stroke?

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  6. I think a hemorrhoidic stroke is the result of attempting to rapidly remove one's head from one's ass. Perhaps this person works in customer service in some capacity?

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  7. Wonder if this poor slob knows he's now the butt of all these jokes?

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So wadda you think?