We keep several sports bottles full of water on one shelf of the fridge, and just grab then whenever needed.
So this morning I had my usual weekend confrontation with the hated Wii Fit Trainer (he started out by saying "I stayed up too late last night" WTF? He's a digital picture!).
After a vicious hour of Wii Fit torture I walked over to the fridge, grabbed a water bottle, sat down, and took a big swig. And began coughing violently.
Mrs. Grumpy ran in to say she'd forgotten to warn me that the big blue sports bottle was where she'd put left over au jus from roast beef last week.
Similar experience with three gentlemen in the house--i.e. sons and husband. They're used to grabbing a half gallon and chugging the juice or water. Reconstituted a Miralax prep for colonscopy in half gallon of white bubbly grapefruit juice and thought I'd marked it 'DO NOT DRINK'. (They wondered about the lasting effects.)
ReplyDeleteOh yum!
ReplyDeleteI fired my wii trainer = he was always telling me to "watch my bottom"
How exactly does one do this?
Sounds delicious, actually. Though maybe not by the gulpful.....
ReplyDeleteJust as well it wasn't the Classic final error - paraquat stored in a Coke bottle.....
ReplyDeleteUgh. Au Puk?
ReplyDeleteOne year, I thought the perfect gift for my mother would be a slew of sports bottles because she is always trying to grab water on the run and has a habit of using old soda bottles until they leak. It wasn't a week later that I got a great swig of maple syrup.
ReplyDeletelol.... this might make you feel better.... Atleast it was not a bottle of breast milk.... My husband grabbed the wrong container for his coffee years ago... to this day he now drinks his coffee black
ReplyDeleteWTF ever happened to Tupperware, people?
ReplyDeleteWoah... I didn't know the Wii fit trainer knew how late you stayed up. Mine has never told me that before. Weird. Do you have Wii Fit Plus?
ReplyDeleteWhat would your Wii Fit Trainer have to say about that? "Too much fat in your diet, tubby!" Why don't you fire him, already?
ReplyDeleteYou Wii fit is stalking you. He sent my Mii a message to tell you he does not like your tone.
ReplyDeleteRoflmao
ReplyDeleteOn New Years Eve, I bought my favorite Blue Diamond almonds: soy and wasabi. I showed the can to my husband....response uh huh. When I went to eat them an hour or so later, I asked him if he wanted to try them. He said yes and held out his hand. I shook about 6 or 7 out. He threw them all back at once while I was yelling WAIT!!! He promptly spit them out and asked for some milk. Then he said I was trying to kill him. Mind you, this is the same person who, years ago, tried sushi rolls for the first time and mistook the pile of wasabi for guacamole (no I don't know why sushi would have guacamole...we've lived in AZ too long I guess). He at the first sushi roll with half of the wasabi ball. He'll never learn!
ROFLMAO!!!
ReplyDeleteWhen I was about 15 I went out for a jog around the neighborhood. I came home and took a huge swig of what I thought was water in a glass. Only after I could breathe again did I realize it was mom's leftover peppermint schnapps! (Wha't odd is that she hardly ever drank, hence the enourmous glass of leftovers, lol).
My friend Brian, who is studying to be a nutritionist, went to the beach with another friend and they both filled water bottles with vodka because no alcohol is allowed on the beach in Fort Lauderdale. Brian went to work out at the school gym and ran on the treadmill for a long time then took a huge swig of "water" from the bottle and thought he was going to die! There were a lot of people at the gym so he had to swallow and hold it down so as not to be embarrassed by spitting out vodka on everyone.
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