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Thursday, December 17, 2009
Say that again?
From another neurologist's note:
"Clinically, the patient has clinical features of dermatomyositis as noted in clinic today. His clinical exam and lab reports support the clinical diagnosis. So, on a clinical basis, I think he has it."
Clinically speaking, that diagnosis sucks. My husband has dermatomyositis but it took a rheumatologist to come up with that diagnosis. Clinically speaking of course.
Someone is dictating without clearly thinking about what they are saying before saying it. He/She probably isn't listening to the recording or reading the report afterwards
I think the doctor should have thrown in a few more Clinicals in there. I mean, there can never be enough clinical clinicality, clinically speaking. However, at the clinic, this clinical case of clinical over clinicalization, would be a clear cut case of Clinicalitis.
Clinically speaking, that diagnosis sucks. My husband has dermatomyositis but it took a rheumatologist to come up with that diagnosis. Clinically speaking of course.
ReplyDeleteIs this one of those cases where the practicing neurologist needs to fill space on a report page? *wry*
ReplyDeleteOr does it just mean the neurologist needs a thesaurus? ;)
Someone is dictating without clearly thinking about what they are saying before saying it. He/She probably isn't listening to the recording or reading the report afterwards
ReplyDeleteI think I see a new direction for my writing career . . . I'd never thought of editing inter-office communication before.
ReplyDeletedepartment of redundancy department. damn!
ReplyDeleteI like how he says "I think he has it". Very undoctorlike
ReplyDeleteYou're right. It should be:
ReplyDelete"By Jove! I think he's got it!"
Suzanne: Perhaps you meant "inter-office intercourse" ? ;)
ReplyDeleteSo, what he's saying is that it's a clinically clinical clinic diagnosis from a patient that presented in the clinic?
ReplyDeleteLOL...word verify: astma
Sounds awfully clinical to me.
ReplyDeleteJust what the heck is Dermatomyositis anyway?. I'd better get googling and find out. Maybe I've got it....
ReplyDeleteI think the doctor should have thrown in a few more Clinicals in there. I mean, there can never be enough clinical clinicality, clinically speaking. However, at the clinic, this clinical case of clinical over clinicalization, would be a clear cut case of Clinicalitis.
ReplyDeleteThis wasn't Dr. Multifactorial again was it?
No, different doc.
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