The lady who brought the half-eaten chocolates below just came in.
She's blaming it on her teenagers, who were in charge of wrapping gifts, and confessed to her this morning they'd sampled some, then re-closed and wrapped the box.
She is (understandably) mortified.
She's given us a new box, and taken that horror away.
So we're having chocolates and caramel corn for lunch today. With a side of cookies.
HAHAHAHAHA! Life with teenagers...
ReplyDelete*snort* teenogres ... awesome.
ReplyDeleteI retract my previous comment on the last post. Damn kids.
ReplyDeleteI give you credit, you must be a great doc because if that happened to me I would of changed doc's vs go in and tell on my self/rotten kids.
ReplyDeleteI would've dragged the kids in to apologize.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if she has stumbled upon your blog...
ReplyDeleteWhat I want to know is - how did she find out her kids had done this? Was it by reading your blog?
ReplyDeleteOh my gosh, I would have been so humiliated if my kids had done this. Poor woman probably will have a migraine for the next week!
I agree - make the damn kids apologize. And no PS3 for them this holiday. BTW - those look like some REALLY good chocolates. Not your typical box of russell stovers
ReplyDeleteMy word verification : cocca. Lol
That sounds like something my rotten, I mean, sweet angels would do.
ReplyDeleteWere I one of their parents I know exactly what the little fuckers would get in their stockings, pre-licked candy canes and munched and rewrapped Snickers.
ReplyDeleteAt least the teenagers gave you a map of which chocolates are the best.
ReplyDeleteOld woman in nursing home; visitor eats all her peanuts while visiting; goes to leave and notes empty bowl; remarks I'm sorry I ate all your peanuts I will bring some more next time; old lady replys....."that's all right I just lick the chocolate off them anyways"..........
ReplyDeletewatch out for hose old timers, they'll get you
I don't know what is funnier, your post, envisioning this mortified woman, or the comments.
ReplyDeleteYou never fail to make me smile. thanks!
And I was already almost phobic about the teenage years to come.
ReplyDeleteOoops, i just linked to someone else's website in my last comment. I guess someone should edit my trans-blog communication!
ReplyDeleteI've always said - if we didnt have kids and pets - who would we blame things on???????? More like she gave you the box - got home and found in a gift wrapping frenzy, she wrapped the wrong one....yeah...uh huh....that's what happened alright...
ReplyDelete"So we're having chocolates and caramel corn for lunch today. With a side of cookies."
ReplyDeleteIn our office today we had turkey and ham, with a side of brisket. Oh man, I gots me a tummy ache.
Bawahaha! That is too funny! Hate to be sexist, but dollars to donuts they gotta be boys.
ReplyDelete"pre-licked candy canes" made me giggle.
ReplyDeletei would have made the teenagers come in and apologise too ...
ReplyDeleteat least she bought you a replacement but i'm not sure that your lunch benefitted from such.
She saw the Blog and was mortified perhaps
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