Doctor Grumpy in the House

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For those of you who somehow haven't seen the totally awesome SNL "Bodega Bathroom" musical number, here it is. You're wel...

I'm sound asleep when my iPhone rings. It's my call partner, Dr. Cortex. Dr. Grumpy ( mumbling, trying to wake up ): "This is...

I'm at the dreaded Wednesday morning neurology meeting at the hospital. My colleague, Dr. Mom, is sitting next to me. About halfway th...

You know, it's REALLY PATHETIC that 40 years after this public service announcement first ran, we need it now more than we did then. G...

School competitions always bring a bunch of paperwork, rules, and forms for parents to sign. This year they included this: Thank you...

I'm with a patient when Mary interrupts me. Dr. Unka, a deranged cardiologist in my building, is on the phone. So I apologize to my pati...

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Dr. Grumpy: "Any illnesses in your family?" Mr. Patient: "My mother has smoked a pack a day for 70 years and, except for he...

You ever killed someone? I have. Of course, "kill" is too strong a word for what most doctors have done at some point, but sti...

Two neurologists were walking along the street when they saw an old-timer veteran cop walking a beat with his legs wide apart. He was stiff-...

This message, left on the on-call emergency voicemail, woke me up: "Dr. Grumpy, you can cancel all my appointments. I'm very hur...

Dr. Grumpy: "Are you allergic to any medications?" Mrs. Ambu: "Succinylcholine" Dr. Grumpy: "What happened when...