As occasionally happens, a drug rep called to see if the staff wanted anything from Local Coffee. Since they aren't above free caffeine (Dr. Pissy and I certainly aren't) they gave her an order list.
Mary ordered me my usual extra-tall triple-caffeine espresso mocha cortado cappuccino grande queso fundido.
So Ms. Pharma shows up. Pissy and I went up and gave her a few minutes of our attention about her miracle drug to thank her for keeping the staff awake. When she was done she handed us our drinks. I began sipping mine as I headed back to my office.
When I set it on my desk I realized her lipstick was on the straw.
