Saturday, November 11, 2023

Sigh

Dr. Grumpy: "Are you allergic to any medications?"

Ms. Sesame: "I'm allergic to all medications that have a letter 'D' in them, regardless of whether it's the brand or generic name, or both."




14 comments:

  1. Is she also affected by the letters p, q, and b? If so, I think I know her issue.

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  2. At the pharmacy the answer to that question was either, "Yes, I'm allergic to all genetic drugs" (not a typo - they always say genetic) or "No. Just penicillin... sulfa... aspirin..."

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  3. "Good thing there's no 'd' in 'cannabis' or 'marijuana' or 'pot' or 'weed'...oh, shit..."

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  4. "That's why I self-medicate with whiskey and gin and rum and tequila, but never vodka or brandy."

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  5. "Fortunately, there's no 'd' in EpiPen, just in case."

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  6. "I always have to cover my body from head to toe whenever I step outside into the sun. Otherwise, I might produce Vitamin D."

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  7. The really tricky part is finding medications made of molecules that don't contain any hydrogen.

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  8. Is she sure she is supposed to be seeing a neurologist? Wouldn't she be better off with a psychologist or psychiatrist?

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  9. Just say no to rugs.

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  10. I'm allergic to any medications that start with a vowel.

    Why?????

    Sometimes.


    (sorry - dad joke)

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  11. Good thing there's no d in "obecalp."

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  12. "I almost died on a trip to Copenhagen a couple of years ago. I drank a cup of water without realizing that the Danish word for it is 'vand.'"

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  13. I once had a patient insist (emphatically) that she was allergic to carbon. Which must be a hell of a challenge for a carbon-based lifeform. Maybe she was secretly a silicon-based alien.

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So wadda you think?