A Blog detailing the insanity of my medical practice and the stupidity of everyday life.
Friday, September 29, 2023
Stayin' Alive
My 11:00 patient, while we were talking at my desk, took cans of Red Bull and beer from his backpack, mixed them together in an empty water bottle, and is drinking it.
"The commercial says it gives you wings, but I figured it would be a good idea to drink it with a doctor nearby, just in case there are any complications. Can't be too careful. The beer is a muscle relaxant. I don't suppose you have any peanuts? I may need some extra salt and protein."
"I don't switch to Red Bull and vodka until after noon."
ReplyDeleteDid he offer you any???
ReplyDeleteHa!
ReplyDeleteHa!Ha!
Ha!Ha!Ha!
My Heavenly days. You lead an interesting life, you know that?
Just contemplating this is cracking me up. Covid cure or preparing for a long drive.
ReplyDeleteSo damn crazy that I am going to try it tonight, I will promptly report results
"The commercial says it gives you wings, but I figured it would be a good idea to drink it with a doctor nearby, just in case there are any complications. Can't be too careful. The beer is a muscle relaxant. I don't suppose you have any peanuts? I may need some extra salt and protein."
ReplyDeleteYou haven't really lived until you've taken a 1961 Château Cheval Blanc and mixed it with a kiwi-strawberry Monster Energy Drink.
ReplyDelete"So, Doc, what do you think is causing these blackout spells?"
ReplyDeleteCouple that with a motor bike and whatever he was seeing you for and it is yet another newish way to die…
ReplyDelete"I call this drink a 'Wall Street,' because it's a bull and a beer. Get it? ..... Wait, what? .... Okay, never mind."
ReplyDeleteDid you counter with a Diet Coke?
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