A Blog detailing the insanity of my medical practice and the stupidity of everyday life.
My 10:30 came in because when she hears running water she has to pee, and she read online that this means she has a brain tumor.
Oh, no epidemic of brain tumors in 50+ y o men , I will finish my thought later gotta……..
Bound to be true. She read it on line, for goodness sakes.
Well at least you know exactly what to do if she seems like trying to extend the consult. Pouring coke into a glass should sound enough like running water.
If that is the case, I should have been dead years ago!
And you spent all that time in medical school . . . .
Great, now the news is out and we're screwed.
Today it was 'I get sore after exercising on the elliptical'
Tell her that her brain is weak, just like her bladder, but not cancerous.
So wadda you think?
Oh, no epidemic of brain tumors in 50+ y o men , I will finish my thought later gotta……..
ReplyDeleteBound to be true. She read it on line, for goodness sakes.
ReplyDeleteWell at least you know exactly what to do if she seems like trying to extend the consult. Pouring coke into a glass should sound enough like running water.
ReplyDeleteIf that is the case, I should have been dead years ago!
ReplyDeleteAnd you spent all that time in medical school . . . .
ReplyDeleteGreat, now the news is out and we're screwed.
ReplyDeleteToday it was 'I get sore after exercising on the elliptical'
ReplyDeleteTell her that her brain is weak, just like her bladder, but not cancerous.
ReplyDelete