Monday, March 20, 2023

We seem to be made to suffer.

Dr. Grumpy: "I didn't get that report... I'll try to track it down. Did they tell you what the MRI showed?"

Mr. Daniels: "There was a herniated disk at C-something. Ummm... Maybe C3-PO? Does that sound right?"

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11 comments:

  1. AnonymousMarch 20, 2023 at 7:57 AM

    A chiropractic positive patient, perhaps? (https://www.nytimes.com/2023/03/15/well/live/neck-manipulation-chiropractor.html?searchResultPosition=1)

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  2. AnonymousMarch 20, 2023 at 9:38 AM

    Well at least its not damage to the R2D2.

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  3. AnonymousMarch 20, 2023 at 2:43 PM

    "I have a bad feeling about this."

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  4. Rama SquigglerMarch 20, 2023 at 2:47 PM

    "My diagnosis: you'll be malfunctioning within a day, you nearsighted scrap pile. And don't let me catch you following me, begging for help, because you won't get it."

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  5. AnonymousMarch 20, 2023 at 4:44 PM

    That's not the disk you're looking for.

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  6. JimAtTheRezMarch 21, 2023 at 12:41 AM

    May the force be with him.

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  7. AnonymousMarch 21, 2023 at 1:23 AM

    What's the protocol in these situations?

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  8. AnonymousMarch 21, 2023 at 9:51 AM

    It did sound right: A long, long time ago, in a galaxy far, far, away.

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  9. PackerMarch 27, 2023 at 10:14 AM

    Doesn’t sound right but does sound familiar

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  10. MooseMarch 29, 2023 at 1:07 PM

    I use a different health system. My doctors are always trying to get me inside a Jeffrey's Tube to have my inertial dampers adjusted while trying to halt a gravimetric disturbance.

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  11. bryce.schroederMarch 30, 2023 at 5:25 PM

    Yesterday I was walking through the ED and a patient's cell phone went off with an R2-D2 sound effect. Took all I had not to say "R2-D2 it is you!"

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So wadda you think?