Monday, February 13, 2023

Wait, what?

I ordered a cheap pedometer last week after my old one broke. This was the product description.

 


 

12 comments:

  1. I dread to think how the package insert would read if the company also made disposable speculums. (Or should that be specula…)

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  2. It's the conga line cake method.

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  3. Buy the Ronco Pedometer (As seen on TV!)! It slices, it dices, it counts your steps. It even Bakes and Decorates your Birthday Cakes!!!!! Call 1-888-555-CAKE to get your Ronco Pedometer TODAY!!!! Only 9 equal payments of $5.59. Supplies are limited, so CALL NOW!


    (not responsible for injury due to foreign material in baked goods or cardiovascular disease due to inadequate exercise from malfunctioning product)

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  4. "Mommy, when do I get my birthday cake?"
    "It's not ready yet. Now go back to the party and tell your friends they need to do 10,000 more steps."

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  5. "Why does this cake taste like farts?"

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  6. Why does this cake have a Nike swoosh on it?

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  7. Cutting and pasting gone wrong. Either that or very bad translation software.

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  8. You are probably not aware that an iPhone app can measure your steps, eliminating the need for a pedometer, saving your money which you can spend down at the bakery on your own

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  9. If the recipe was for wine, I could understand the cross reference....

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  10. I like the line which seems to state that the dimensions of it depend on who is holding it. Is it like little ol' 5 foot me (and getting shorter by the year) so that anyone as tall as my son 5'8' seems like a giant and conversely getting taller every year? Like if a leprechaun was holding it would it seem larger, or if the Jolly Green Giant holds it, it seems smaller?

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So wadda you think?