Thursday, May 9, 2019

Cancellation

Mary: "Hello, this is Mary from Dr. Grumpy's office. I wanted to confirm Mr. Lumbar's appointment tomorrow with Dr. Grumpy."

Mrs. Lumbar: "Oh, he won't be coming in. The back pain doesn't bother him anymore."

Mary: "Oh, okay, well I'm glad to hear that."

Mrs. Lumbar: "He's dead."

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11 comments:

  1. Officer CynicalMay 9, 2019 at 8:37 AM

    "I'm feeling better."
    "No, you're not, you'll be stone dead in a moment."

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    1. AnonymousMay 9, 2019 at 9:36 PM

      I don’t want to go on the cart

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  2. AnonymousMay 9, 2019 at 10:16 AM

    It happens. No one gets out of here alive.

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  3. bobbieMay 9, 2019 at 11:45 AM

    Poor Mary!!!

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  4. WilliamMay 9, 2019 at 1:38 PM

    She has my dry sense of humor, As a trustee had a conversation like that with AT & T while trying to end the contract with the decedant.

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  5. Mad JackMay 9, 2019 at 4:12 PM

    Ha!
    Ha!Ha!
    Ha!Ha!Ha!

    That's RICH.

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  6. AnonymousMay 10, 2019 at 12:35 PM

    It's times like these that you really wish your secretary was named Jim.

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  7. AnonymousMay 10, 2019 at 12:48 PM

    Pop. Six. Squish. Uh uh. Cicero. Lipschitz.

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  8. Ms. DonnaMay 10, 2019 at 2:31 PM

    I like the lady's dry sense of humor. I hope it serves her well.

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  9. Loren PechtelMay 10, 2019 at 11:01 PM

    Or she saw the suffering as worse than death.

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  10. PackerMay 21, 2019 at 3:15 PM

    Not much else is bothering him these days either

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So wadda you think?