Thursday, December 6, 2018

2018 Holiday gift guide

Do you have a friend who needs some absolutely pointless piece of furniture? Do you have an extra $12,000 you'd like to blow?

Then this is perfect!




Why have a routine sofa that takes up horizontal floor space, when this one stands vertically?

Yes, you could take the regular sofa you already have and stand it on it's side, but what's the point? This one already does that!  Instead of getting some piece of schlock that does nothing but let people sit on it, you can have one that serves absolutely no purpose other than to say you can afford it! And isn't that what home decorating is all about?

11 comments:

  1. And the matching chairs and loveseat can be used to block your windows and doors, even the fireplace, thereby making your whole living room uncomfortable and virtually unuseable!
    Wait until you see our dining room collection, you'll be stunned!

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  2. I'm getting one in case I have to go to the International Space Station.

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  3. Is "eco-leather" the new name for naugahyde?

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  4. But it will pay for itself with all the change that will fall out whenever you turn it on its side.

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  5. I'm guessing that the city of Savannah paid for the naming rights.

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  6. Maybe it's a way for psychiatrists to let their patients know when the hour is up?

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  7. For the person who really likes to live on the edge.

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  8. Now you can see how strong your weed's couch lock REALLY is.

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  9. Well, to be fair: You can sit in it, so it's not completely pointless. It's really a kind of oversized chair (I feel the obligation to say something in its defence, as it was designed by a countryman of mine).

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  10. You should use it to save space in your waiting room.

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  11. Takes the grunt work out of vacuuming.

    Seriously.

    Says the woman sitting on a leather sofa, web-surfing, because it's easier than moving the sofa to get the dog drift.

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So wadda you think?