If you feed your cow artisanal grass, what comes out the other end?
Very few chains are as ubiquitous and generic in America as Walgreen's, and yet they apparently carry artisanal stuff. Which I'm pretty sure was "handmade" by a machine in southeast Asia.
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Making toast is right up there with boiling water and putting chips in a bowl as far as culinary skills go, but apparently you can now take your "putting bread in a toaster and pushing down in the handle" skills to a whole new level for only $24.95 with...
Even videogames are now into it:
At this point I'm ready for a drink
Butt you just knew someone would sell this:
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Since it's artisanal (i.e.: made by an artisan, presumably by hand), I'd like to meet the guy who "blew" the glass to make said butt plug... would make for an interesting conversation: "hey, aren't you the guy who blows butt-plugs?" or the even more interesting: "Hi, I'm the guy whose butt-plug you blew"... I mean yeah...
ReplyDeletea question on the butt plug... it says 'click to enlarge'. do you do that before or after installation?
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ReplyDeleteEven after 40-some years, you can still find new ways to express yourself creatively at showings of "The Rocky Horror Picture Show."
ReplyDeleteBecause moonlit mountains are the first thing you think of when you think of Norwalk, CT.
ReplyDeleteBut what about the artisanal lube?
ReplyDeleteI think that the term artis"anal" is particularly fitting for the last item.
ReplyDelete"Anal" and "Glass" should NEVER be in the same sentence!!
ReplyDeletePlease don't put glass up your butt - one fall off a chair should persuade anyone it's a bad idea.
ReplyDeleteSometimes I have a fart of glass.
ReplyDeleteButt plug humor is alive and well,poo on those who said it had come to an end.
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