Wednesday, December 20, 2017

Holiday gift guide, 2017

Is the air in your house too dry? Do you enjoy old Japanese monster movies that feature Tokyo being destroyed? Are you wondering what the hell these two questions have in common?

If you answered "yes" to the first 2 questions (or even all 3), there's now the Godzilla room humidifier!




When it's dry inside, just call on the King of Monsters to remedy the situation with a sustained blast of his legendary atomic breath.

Or to defeat Mothra.

Whatever.

6 comments:

  1. We are going to need a landfill as big as Alaska to accommodate all the crap we have a penchant for acquiring. Just say no.

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  2. Kind of embarrassed to say this but SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!!!!!

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  3. Went to the linked web site and let Chrome translate the page. It's almost as funny as the item itself!

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  4. O.M.G. I MUST get one for my beloved husband. He is otherwise a sane (well, nearly) semi-adult human of 57 years. But when it comes to Godzilla, the ORIGINAL Godzilla, the man just looses his $h*t.

    We really don't need anymore bizarre stuff sitting around our house, considering our tree is the one from Big Lots that is a red glitter mannequin bust to the waist with fake lighted tree forming the skirt on a decorative metal pole...well, humidifying Godzilla will fit right in.

    Did I mention we gave the tree a head? Its a plastic human skull with a Santa hat and stripper style eyelashes. Welcome to our home.

    BTW: If you were wondering, yes, this is all completely true.

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  5. I LOVE this. OMG, what a great idea! Crap, yes! But sometimes crap is just perfect.

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So wadda you think?