A Blog detailing the insanity of my medical practice and the stupidity of everyday life.
Friday, September 21, 2012
Thursday afternoon
Dr. Grumpy: "Have you been using anything for the shoulder pain?"
Mr. Strain: "My friend gave me a cream she bought, and I've been rubbing it on the area. I don't remember the name. It's like Ben-Gay, but gayer. I mean stronger."
Dagnabbit, Dr. Grumpy, you take me back twenty years, to the days of USENET, where on one board I used to read, in horrid fascination, there was a guy who insisted on calling Ben-Gay "Ben-Fag" whenever he bought it.
Well the cream is obviously having some effect...!
ReplyDeletebahahahaa
ReplyDeleteIt all depends on how you rub it.
ReplyDeleteMan Glide?
ReplyDeleteDagnabbit, Dr. Grumpy, you take me back twenty years, to the days of USENET, where on one board I used to read, in horrid fascination, there was a guy who insisted on calling Ben-Gay "Ben-Fag" whenever he bought it.
ReplyDeleteUh, that would be Cream de Cocaine.
ReplyDeleteMuch stronger, and really expensive.
That reminds me of the famous news blooper video...
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-w19hbhM_4A
I wonder what Freud would say...
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