Monday, September 24, 2012

On call this weekend

Dr. Grumpy: "Can you move your right arm?"

Mr. Stroke: "No... The leg isn't working either."

Nurse ER: "Hang, on, I'm going to put the blood pressure cuff on you."

Dr. Grumpy: "What time did this start?"

Mr. Stroke: "About 2 hours ago."

Dr. Grumpy: "Any headache?"

Mr. Stroke: "No, but my dick itches."

Nurse ER: "Your left arm still works."
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10 comments:

  1. arzt4empfaengerSeptember 24, 2012 at 4:08 AM

    Well played, Sir, well played.

    Even better played, Nurse!

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  2. PackerSeptember 24, 2012 at 9:31 AM

    GAH!

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  3. AnonymousSeptember 24, 2012 at 10:16 AM

    You da man Grumpy!

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  4. WendySeptember 24, 2012 at 12:19 PM

    Maybe he thought it was a symptom. Don't you complain about people NOT telling every detail?

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  5. JonoSeptember 24, 2012 at 12:32 PM

    Yes, but he's right handed.

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  6. bobbieSeptember 24, 2012 at 1:02 PM

    Too flippin' funny!! and "Right On!!!" to the ER nurse!

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  7. Ms. DonnaSeptember 24, 2012 at 2:39 PM

    ER, Er, ED nurses, gotta love 'em.

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  8. Crazy RxManSeptember 24, 2012 at 9:42 PM

    Well I certainly hope you didn't help the man out with his itching...

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  9. JeanieSeptember 25, 2012 at 10:46 PM

    Nurses really can cope with any situation, and she's brilliant.

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  10. AnonymousSeptember 26, 2012 at 5:24 AM

    Was it Nurse K?

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So wadda you think?