Wednesday, August 29, 2012

Patient quote of the day

"My blood pressure is intermittently sporadic. It happens randomly."
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12 comments:

  1. cliffintokyoAugust 29, 2012 at 5:23 AM

    Boy, stringing those big words together randomly at sporadic intervals sure makes me look smart!!!
    (But doesn't seem to do a thing for my hypertension...)
    Fresh cream donuts anyone?

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  2. Mr MobiusAugust 29, 2012 at 9:08 AM

    My blood pressure changes intermittently 80 times per minute.

    It isn't random though, but quite regular. No AF here.

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  3. AnonymousAugust 29, 2012 at 11:31 AM

    Hmm... that could be a problem. If it were to merely fluctuate, you wouldn't have to be as concerned.

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  4. bobbieAugust 29, 2012 at 12:19 PM

    What's the ACLS algorithm for that???

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  5. brentAugust 29, 2012 at 12:48 PM

    is he/she an internist?

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  6. Hotblack DesiatoAugust 29, 2012 at 2:50 PM

    I know the feeling.

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  7. AnonymousAugust 29, 2012 at 4:39 PM

    That's fine, so long as it is not consistently constant.

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  8. MockingbirdAugust 29, 2012 at 4:56 PM

    My blood pressure always spikes after a one pound New York strip.
    And my blood flows north when I'm on my southbound mule. Always.

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  9. Rain23August 29, 2012 at 6:55 PM

    Wow. That was pretty random, even for Grumpy's blog!

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  10. AnonymousAugust 29, 2012 at 9:17 PM

    Maybe not the circulatory system? Maybe neurons in the central nervous system?

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  11. AnonymousAugust 30, 2012 at 9:15 AM

    TO STEAL PART OF A LINE...


    0/0 IS THE MOST STABLE BP....

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  12. AnonymousSeptember 2, 2012 at 8:17 PM

    Fulminant thesauropathy.

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So wadda you think?