Tuesday, October 25, 2011

Today's criminal tips

Just remember folks: when burglarizing a store it's always important to sign out of your Facebook page before leaving the scene.

Also: when going door-to-door to show off your winkie, you shouldn't display the goods at the local police chief's house.
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5 comments:

  1. ErinOctober 25, 2011 at 7:53 PM

    Andrew Smith is robbing a store --- at Jackson U-Haul Rental.

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  2. Queen silly britchesOctober 25, 2011 at 8:43 PM

    You know Dr. Grumpy, because you post these stories so frequently, you ought to have a "Stupid Crime/Criminals" category next to artisanal overload, the history lessons, and grumpy vacations.

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  3. AnonymousOctober 25, 2011 at 9:13 PM

    Looks like someone is going to be updating his relationship status pretty soon...

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  4. Kimbra KaschOctober 25, 2011 at 10:45 PM

    OMG! It's hard to believe people could be so stupid.

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  5. A Doc 2 BeOctober 26, 2011 at 7:02 PM

    LOLOL - I'm not sure what is funnier:

    the guy showing off his winkie to the police chief

    OR

    Dr. G. saying "winkie" on his blog ... hmmm...

    :)

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