Doctor Grumpy in the House

A Blog detailing the insanity of my medical practice and the stupidity of everyday life.

Monday, May 25, 2026

Statistically Significant Benefit

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Dr. Grumpy: "Okay, at your mom's visit 2 months ago, for her Alzheimer's disease, she started Smegapazil. How's she been do...
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Friday, May 1, 2026

At the local hardware store

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These are, I swear, supposed to be dog toys.   Yeah, the tag really does say "Jiggle Me."
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Saturday, April 18, 2026

Seen in a chart

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Saturday, March 28, 2026

Informed

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In these difficult times, I find one of the best way to relax is to read the news every night. Of course, I don't read the modern news -...
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Sunday, March 15, 2026

Public Service Announcement

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So, recently, the internet has been peppered with all kinds of clickbait about Alzheimer's disease (and dementia in general), most of w...
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Monday, February 23, 2026

Attitude

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Dr. Grumpy: "Let me update your med list... Are you still taking Diazastatin 40mg a day?" Mr: Hatt: "I'm taking Diazastat...
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Friday, February 13, 2026

When the moon is in the seventh house

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Dr. Grumpy: "So, the brain MRI looked okay. How have you been doing since the last visit?" Ms. Dixon: "Did it confirm that I...
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Saturday, January 24, 2026

Mary's Desk

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Tuesday afternoon   Mary: "Dr. Grumpy's office, this is Mary." Ms. Loid: "This is Amy Loid, and I want to cancel all my f...
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Thursday, December 25, 2025

Happy Birthday!

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Sir Isaac Newton  
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Monday, December 1, 2025

Seen in a chart

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 Great moments in radiology reports: Thank you, Tom!
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Saturday, November 15, 2025

Night at the Opera

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Hi, this is Marie. Besides my regular job, I've been working part-time at Local Playhouse. I handle ticket sales, field calls about show...
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Sunday, October 19, 2025

Weekend on call

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One of my consults this weekend was an unfortunate fellow in ICU who'd recently had heart surgery. For whatever reason they'd decide...
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Monday, September 22, 2025

Nice Arrangement

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Dr. Grumpy: "All right, I sent the script into your pharmacy. Here's an order to have the labs done." Mr. Stedenko: "Can ...
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Sunday, September 7, 2025

Modern life

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In the last hour I’ve logged into my IRS account, my bank account, Intuit payroll, my E-prescribing account, the state narcotic database, my...
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