Friday, May 1, 2026

At the local hardware store

These are, I swear, supposed to be dog toys.

 

Yeah, the tag really does say "Jiggle Me."


5 comments:

  1. Gulp. They look like something from one of the NSFW placements in the Daily Beast’s Cheat Sheet

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  2. Poindexter FrejbiszMay 2, 2026 at 5:52 PM

    "I asked ChatGPT to prototype a dog toy that looked like a bone, but then the autocorrect on my phone added an 'r.' I probably should have proofread it before I submitted the order."

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  3. That's what you get when you order artisan dog toys.

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  4. Artisan dog toys.

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So wadda you think?