Doctor Grumpy in the House

Mary: "Dr. Grumpy's office, this is Mary." Mr. Zoom: "Hi, this is Mr. Zoom. My wife is a patient of Dr. Grumpy's. S...

Dr. Grumpy: "Your MRI was entirely normal, which is very reassuring, so the next step..." Mrs. Scan: "Oh, thank heavens. I ...

I'd like to thank my E-prescribing service for this helpful message to let me know which patient's script didn't go through.

Dr. Grumpy: "What color is my hair?" Mr. Curmudgeon: "There's not enough left to tell."

Dr. Grumpy: "Hi, I'm Dr. Grumpy. What's going on that landed you here?" Mr. Paganica: "Well, Doc, me and the boys ...

Dr. Grumpy: "Wow, you look great for 94! Well, what can I do for you?" Mrs. Methuselah: "Thank you! My daughter asked me to...

Okay, time to hit the mailbag for stuff you guys have sent in. First, from the "nudge, nudge, wink, wink, say no more" departme...

Dr. Grumpy: "How was your father's day?" Mr. Mountaineer: "It was fine, I went back to West Virginia to see my Dad.&quo...

Dr. Grumpy: "Any other questions?" Mr. Patient: "Yeah, do you have any idea what this means?" He took out a small p...

This is on a form I have to fill out to get a patient's migraine drug covered:

As my longtime readers know, texting with Frank is an exercise in tapping keys on the phone while simultaneously slitting my wrists. Of c...

While dealing with the myriad of stuff she does - answering phones, copying insurance cards, scheduling appointments, telling people to put ...