First, from the "nudge, nudge, wink, wink, say no more" department:
As Jake and Elwood would say, "Baby clothes... This place has got everything."
In a furniture store ad, one of these things is not like the other:
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| "What would you like for the new digs, Mr. Scaramanga?" |
In the "it's our name, so let's see if the DMV notices it" file:
And finally, from the "Gee, I'd never have guessed" department:
Just look for the shop that sells food storage and violins, and that's where the divining rods are in this town.
ReplyDeleteJane Mansfield is dead there is no more grabbing a perfect pair
ReplyDeletepaintball can lead to violins.
ReplyDeleteI went to a couple of frat parties in the 20th century that were serving punch out of a dish that looked like that last image. Were they doing something wrong?
ReplyDeleteSomeone needs to explain the Coke and Reese's to me.
ReplyDeleteAlso, is someone suggesting Peñas (a legit Hispanic last name) is funny... because it sounds/looks like Penis?
Maybe I'm just dense and need to see a neurologist... HEY!