Doctor Grumpy in the House

Okay, time to hit the mailbag for stuff you guys have sent in. First, from the "what the hell does that mean?" files: I...

Not-so-great moments with using Epocrates:

I'm sitting in my office with an elderly lady with Alzheimer's disease and her devoted son. Dr. Grumpy: "So how's she be...

It's summer vacation time, gang. I'll be heading out for a few weeks with my wild bunch. Back sometime in the second half of Jul...

Thank you, K!

"I was watching health news on TV this morning. Did you know you can die if your heart isn't working right?"

Three elderly ladies are sitting on a bench outside the nursing home when an older gentleman walked by. One of the ladies yelled out, “Hey, ...

Annie: "Dr. Grumpy's office, this is Annie." Mrs. Faa: "Hi, this is Mrs. Faa. I was hoping you'd be able to help me...

"There have only been a handful of days since the beginning of time on which the direction the world was taking has been changed ...

Betty Tau: "Hello?" Dr. Grumpy: "This is Dr. Grumpy, returning a page." Betty Tau: "Dr. Grumpy isn't here....

This fellow was being handed out at the recent immunology meetings. Thank you, M!

Dr. Grumpy: "Okay, so I'll have Annie set up the MRI for you, and then..." Ms. Dixon: "What do you think it will show?...