Doctor Grumpy in the House

Annie: "Dr. Grumpy's office. This is Annie." Mrs. Daughter: "Hi, Dr. Grumpy saw my mother last week, for Alzheimer'...

All right, gang. I'm going to have to take a few weeks off here. We're now entering the heart of the high school marching band compe...

From around the globe, Dr. Grumpy's crack team of reporters bring you the stories that shape your world. DATELINE: SANTA MARTA, COLUM...

Frank is a college freshman this year, living in a dorm. Yes, you read that correctly. So last Thursday I'm having a typically busy da...

After the war of 1812 , the United States and Great Britain resumed commercial trade. On both sides of the Atlantic, businessmen co...

Annie: "Dr. Grumpy's office, this is Annie." Mrs. Haddock: "Hi, I need a refill on my medication. It also has to be aut...

I'm sitting at my desk, about an hour before my first victim patient. My wife is at a meeting out of town, but fortunately the kids are...

Okay, time to hit the mailbag for stuff you guys have sent in: First we have this picture, taken at an airport, where bicycles using the ...

So if you'd like to send in a horrifically tasteless submission for this year's Dr. Grumpy gift guide, please do so! My email is in ...

Like most neurologists, I do EMG/NCV's. This is a test that involves needles and electrical shocks. It's nobody's idea of a fu...

Mary: "Dr. Grumpy's office, this is Mary." Ms. Caller: "Hi, I'd like to make an appointment with Dr. Grumpy." ...

Dr. Grumpy: "How's she doing with the new medication?" Mrs. Daughter: "Calmer, but she still treats me like a child.&qu...

Reminding all the guys out there that it's Prostate Cancer Awareness month. So be sure to get checked. And here's some special guest...

I'm in line at the bank, and hear this conversation in front of me: Teller: "Ma'am, I'm sorry, but we can't give y...