Doctor Grumpy in the House

My kids are off from school this week, so heading west to visit family and avoid snow. In the interim, I leave you this thought. When al...

From around the globe, Dr. Grumpy's crack reporters bring you the stories that shape our world. DATELINE: MINNESOTA A teenage girl ...

Lunch today was from a new drug rep, pushing a sleeping pill. She made the MAJOR mistake of rudely talking down to the office staff, lett...

Annie: "Dr. Grumpy's office, this is Annie." Mr. Car: "Hi, I see Dr. Grumpy, and I just got a letter from the MVD that ...

All right, here's some more artisanal bullshit you guys have sent in. If you feed your cow artisanal grass, what comes out the other ...

I have a pretty good rapport with my patients, tossing jokes and mild insults back and forth during a visit. It's just part of the way I...

From around the globe, Dr. Grumpy's crack reporters bring you the stories that shape our world. DATELINE: ARIZONA A man and woman fl...

Mary: "Hi, can I help you?" Mrs. Lost: "Hi, I have an appointment with Dr. Grumpy, but I think I'm in the wrong suite....

This is Mrs. Grumpy This past weekend I somehow got dragged into chaperoning a school band competition, which involved a long school bus r...

Over the course of a career you see a lot of patients. I'd guess, based on looking through my charts, roughly 30,000-40,000 to date. M...

Saturday morning. Dr. Grumpy: "This is Dr. Grumpy, returning a page." Miss Myelin: "Yeah, I see Dr. Cortex for my MS, a...

Dr. Grumpy: "So let's see what the tests show. Any other questions?" Mrs. Cephalgia: "Doctor, how will I know if I'...

From around the globe, Dr. Grumpy's crack team of reporters bring you the stories that shape your world. DATELINE: PENNSYLVANIA Past...