Doctor Grumpy in the House

A Blog detailing the insanity of my medical practice and the stupidity of everyday life.

Wednesday, November 29, 2017

My readers write

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Clover, M.D. writes in: I had this interaction with a patient recently: Me: "How's your pain been?" Her: "Better, ...
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Monday, November 27, 2017

Random pictures

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Okay, time to hit the mail bag for stuff you guys have sent in. First is the poorly thought out name of this veterinary product: ...
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Wednesday, November 22, 2017

Wednesday reruns

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Last run in 2011, an oldie but goodie. People often ask me "How do I find a good doctor?" That's a tough question, and...
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Monday, November 20, 2017

Negative risks

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Patient I saw for a stroke recently. The hospitalist's note used this nonsensical template. I understand what he's saying, but it su...
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Friday, November 17, 2017

Lost and found

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Annie: "Dr. Grumpy's office, this is Annie." Mrs. Lenz: "Yeah, I think I left my sunglasses there last week. Did you fi...
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Wednesday, November 15, 2017

Marketing surveys

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From the "let's see if you're paying attention" department.
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Monday, November 13, 2017

Quantity

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Guy: "Local pharmacy. Can I help you?" Dr. Grumpy: "Hi, this is Dr. Grumpy, returning a call about Mrs. Cranium's migra...
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Wednesday, November 8, 2017

Are you shitting me?

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The other night, around 1:00, I took a call from the emergency room. One of Dr. Brain's patients was being admitted for a seizure and I ...
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Monday, November 6, 2017

Breaking news!

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From around the world, Dr. Grumpy's crack team of reporters brings you the stories that impact your lives. DATELINE: Pennsylvania, US...
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Tuesday, October 31, 2017

Still sick

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But in looking through the national news I noticed the guys who match pictures to headlines are also apparently out today.
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Monday, October 30, 2017

Out sick

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Fighting off some crud my kids brought home.  Back soon.
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Thursday, October 26, 2017

Wednesday afternoon

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Mary: " Hi, this is Mary at Dr. Grumpy's office,  just calling to confirm your appointment tomorrow, Thursday morning, at 9:30....
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Tuesday, October 24, 2017

Seen in a chart

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Thank you, KL!
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Friday, October 13, 2017

Off for kids' fall break

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Back on October 24! See you then!
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