Doctor Grumpy in the House

All fine here, but due to some unanticipated family craziness I have to take a week or two off from the blog to catch up on other stuff. Sor...

Him: "Am I your token black patient?" Me: "No. Am I your token Jewish doctor?" Pause Him: "Dude, I like you....

Mrs. Fennec called, asking for an urgent appointment. Mary had an afternoon slot open, and put her in. She came in with her dog. This isn...

Dr. Grumpy: "Have you ever had physical therapy?" Mr. Vague: "Yeah." Dr. Grumpy: "Where?" Mr. Vague: ...

While at Local Grocery after work I was sighted and approached by a patient. An Alzheimer's patient. Bill. Bill: "Uh, excuse me? ...

Mary: "Dr. Grumpy's office, this is Mary." Ms. Stannum: "I need to see the doctor, but want to ask some questions first...

I wandered out to put stuff in my car, to discover a large penis drawn on the dirty back window. Obviously, I need to wash my car more ofte...

Today is International Parkinson's Disease day. Parkinson's Disease is something I deal with a fair amount. As most know, it...

Dr. Brain can be a bit of a snob. Sometimes I play stupid just to irritate him. Dr. Grumpy: "Okay, I'll take call the first week...

Dr. Grumpy: "Can I get a swallow evaluation on Mrs. Stroke, in room 63?" Speech therapist: "Of course. Do you want African ...

Since so many of you are forwarding this to me, I figure I might as well share it for those who haven't seen it.

I often have that last problem myself: For the non-medical readers, it's supposed to say "volume depletion." Thank yo...