Tuesday, April 12, 2016

Texting with Frank

I wandered out to put stuff in my car, to discover a large penis drawn on the dirty back window.

Obviously, I need to wash my car more often.

This sort of thing generally indicates Frank is the perpetrator, so I texted him.




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15 comments:

  1. The NurseApril 12, 2016 at 4:18 AM

    at least he's honest!

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  2. Reds KevinApril 12, 2016 at 6:43 AM

    How do you know it's not Craig or even worst...Marie?

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  3. AnonymousApril 12, 2016 at 6:45 AM

    One time when you can honestly tell a guy size doesn't matter lmao

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  4. AnonymousApril 12, 2016 at 8:56 AM

    Excellent question. *Smirk*

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  5. PowersApril 12, 2016 at 9:25 AM

    Future urologist.

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  6. PackerApril 12, 2016 at 10:02 AM

    Don't be a Dick, make that kid wash the car.Every week . What did you have them for in the first place. Car washing, vacuum the house, mow the law. Gees gotta life coach everything these days.

    Oh, yeah sit in a lawn chair with a beer and watch him mow the lawn, be sure to point out the spots he missed. It is instructional for him and a screaming good time for you.

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  7. ronstewApril 12, 2016 at 10:57 AM

    Ah, the art of negotiation.

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  8. gloria pApril 12, 2016 at 11:54 AM

    Tell Frank he is Unclear on the Concept. Car washing should clarify it a bit.

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  9. bobbieApril 12, 2016 at 12:16 PM

    Honesty and perseverance are good traits to have!!

    But I must also agree with Packer ~ why else do you have them?!?!

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  10. HildyApril 12, 2016 at 1:23 PM

    I'm with Packer on this one. If he had done that to my car, he'd wash the car all right--with his tongue.

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  11. AnonymousApril 12, 2016 at 2:30 PM

    ROTFLMAO!

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  12. AnonymousApril 13, 2016 at 4:57 PM

    Are you sure it wasn't a pension? kids are drawing pensions all over the place! Get with it, Dr. Gumby.

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  13. AnonymousApril 14, 2016 at 11:10 AM

    I have an 11 year old son. Sounds about right. And yeah, I would make him wash the car or at least hand him a bottle of windex and a roll of paper towell to clean the back window with.

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  14. BendySadnessApril 14, 2016 at 11:32 AM

    Wait, I thought all consultants made interns wash their cars? Don't you just find half a dozen interns each week?!

    TV may have been lying to me.

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  15. CApril 20, 2016 at 1:42 AM

    let's wait until next week when you get some other objectionable body part drawn on your car.

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So wadda you think?