Doctor Grumpy in the House

Mrs. Grumpy bought a new vacuum at a post-Christmas sale. And, I must say, I think they nailed us. Anyway, I'm signing off for a w...

Apparently from "The Journal of No Shit, Sherlock."

Dr. Grumpy: "This is Dr. Grumpy, returning a page." Mr. Dickens: "Hi, I need you to call in some Imitrex for my sister....

Trench warfare is nothing new, but in World War I it became the standard. The Western Front was a seemingly endless series of ditches inhabi...

I walk in the TV room to find Marie on the couch with Mello, surrounded by bags of chips and some sodas. She's watching Toy Story 3. ...

Sooner or later, I'm going to have to unload my 2000 Maxima. When I do, I'm pretty sure I won't be nearly as creative as this gu...

Today wraps up the 2013 guide. Thank you to all who sent ideas, and keep them coming! I'll be doing this again next year, and they'l...

Doesn't your dog deserve something nice this year, like clean and shiny fur? I can't vouch for the quality of this brand, but I mu...

Here in the U.S., and pretty much ALL of the civilized world, money is still the standard method of financial transactions. Barter is ge...

Guys are terrible at thinking of gifts. I know I am. You just never know what to get your special someone, something that says it all. But...

Back where I trained, he ran one of the country's top neurosurgery residencies. Before his retirement he was widely considered one of...

In a court filing concerning the Carnival Triumph's "cruise-o-sewage" last February, the cruise line's lawyers stated that...

Ladies, how often have you wanted to pee standing up? Well, now you can! Yes, with the GoGirl funnel you can whiz without having to ...