Doctor Grumpy in the House

Dr. Grumpy: "What you have is called Essential Tremor. It's a form of tremor that..." Mrs. Parscompacta: "Wait, are you...

Yesterday you sent this email to one of my readers, who kindly forwarded it to me. And beyond that, I'm not going to say anything. ...

Mr. Skip: "My pain is better, but I still have bad days, about once a week. I don't know why." Dr. Grumpy: "Any side ef...

A lady comes in to the waiting room, sits down, and grabs a magazine. Other patients come and go, and after a few minutes Mary goes to t...

"It was dark. I mean, pitch black. I was afraid I'd completely lost my vision and was blind. But then I found the light switch, and...

Dear Dr. Cashpay, I know you don't remember what it was like to be a peon. It's been several years since you last saw an average ...

It's shift change: Nurse 1: "Beware of when she coughs." Nurse 2: "Why? She really sick?" Nurse 1: "No. ...

Dear Dr. Lazar, One of my readers noticed an ad for your recently published book: I'd like to make 2 points (so to speak). ...

Dr. Grumpy: "Are you married or single?" Mr. Shakes: "Um, do you think the girl who drove me can hear us? She's out in ...

Dr. Grumpy: "Have you had any surgeries?" Mr. Cecum: "I've had a unilateral appendectomy."

Mary: "Dr. Grumpy's office, this is Mary." Mr. Sativa: "I need to make an appointment." Mary: "Okay, what w...

Frank and I are usually texting back and forth in the afternoon, as I have to pick him up and take him to Kumon, or home, or heaven knows wh...

Dr. Grumpy: "This is Dr. Grumpy, returning a page." Mr. Quattro: "Hi, I'm a patient of Dr. Brain, and ran out of my pil...

Early morning Sunday, I go in to see a new hospital consult. I walk into the nurse's station, looking for the chart. One of the nurses...