Doctor Grumpy in the House

Thank you, Don!

Mary: "Doctor Grumpy's office, this is Mary." Mrs. Bland: "Hi, this is Katie Bland. Our daughters are in kindergarten t...

Dr. Grumpy: "Do you have any other health problems?" Mrs. Octogenarian: "I have Hufnagel's disease." Dr. Grumpy:...

A friend of mine was recently taking a practice test for the Emergency Medicine boards, and came across this question:

Thank you, Elmo!

A touching mother-daughter moment in my office: "Mom, when I get to heaven I'm going to kick Dad's ass for leaving me alone w...

From Huffpost .

This spring Local Hospital installed a new hand washing system. Apparently the old system of soap and water wasn't doing what they wante...

Last night I was doing a survey about a new medication, and encountered this question:

  Guy walks in, stands at counter. Mary: "Hi, can I help you?" Mr. Far: "Yeah, I have a new-patient appointment wit...

So, as hunter-gatherer tribes have done for the past several million years, Craig and I went on our weekly hunting & gathering expeditio...

"My mom and I are the same age, but my Dad is younger than me."

Thank you for this ad I received in the mail yesterday. Let me give you a few pointers: 1. Neuro-Hospitalists are just neurologist...

I'll be back sometime next week guys. Thank you for your patience.