Doctor Grumpy in the House

Dr. Grumpy: "This is Dr. Grumpy, returning a page." Mr. Shakes: "Yeah, you saw me in the hospital last week, and said I had...

1. You need to retake biology. Either that or you've been watching too much daytime TV. 2. Generally emails selling a "meat pack...

My reader Jaime sent me some amazing pictures last week. She says they were in a brochure mailed to her pharmacy, from a vaccine company. ...

This weekend was the annual Wirfliss Pharmaceutical Company golf tournament. And it resulted in me making an ER run. The eve...

The lawyer from South Dakota On memorial day, veterans graves across the country are honored with wreaths and flags. But some veterans...

I'm used to people trying to get a better parking space by pretending to be a doctor, but it must be a lot trickier to impersonate a mus...

His name was Feldman. He belonged to our temple when I was growing up. Feldman was the most boring guy in the world. Anonymous desk job. A...

Mrs. Downer: "I feel so bad. I'm just bad. I know how bad off I am. Am I really that bad?" Dr. Grumpy: "No." Mrs...

Thank you, Sheila!

  Mrs. Gift is a sweet lady who always brings a small present for my staff and I. It's usually a little paper bag filled with some...

Dr. Grumpy: "How are things at home? Didn't you get married last year?" Mrs. Taylor: "Okay. This one is an okay marriag...

"No officer, the parrot was driving. Talk to him ." Thank you, Grant!

"Hi, I'm looking for a neurologist who treats symptoms caused by electromagnetic force fields, such as those given off by cell phon...

Gee, why do I suspect drugs were involved? Thank you, Tanya!