Doctor Grumpy in the House

Okay, gang, I'm doing an online survey this morning and encountered this question: "Of your epilepsy patients who are taking multip...

One of my epilepsy patients called this morning, asking if we could move up her appointment from next week to today. We're full today, a...

Folks, if you're trying to use someone else's ID, please remember that they should at least be a similar race and sex to you. Not li...

While seeing a new consult at the hospital last night, I found this line in the admitting doctor's note: "I think the patient had a...

Mr. Ford: "I've been doing some fun stuff. I got a role in Local Theater's new play." Dr. Grumpy: "That sounds cool. ...

Like other doctors' offices, my patient information form features the typical questions, including "Marital Status?" Usually ...

Attention crooks: If you're going to steal a TV from a delivery van, it is NOT recommended that you do so from one parked near a police ...

Dr. Grumpy: "How much coffee do you drink?" Mr. Java: "None. I quit last month because my cardiologist told me to cut out cod...

Generally, by the time you reach my age, you should have some idea of how to eat the majority of things available at your local restaurants....

Great idea. When you're caught driving drunk, just say you aren't. Like this guy . Thank you, Alison!

"Hi, I'm a patient of Dr. Grumpy's. On Christmas eve I was at my daughter's house, and they all pointed out that I was dra...

In spite of all the freakin' snow we've had, Frank apparently hasn't gotten tired of building snowmen. So last night he couldn...

For Christmas day I'm repeating this column from last year. It detailed my December 24th run to the grocery store. Oh, 2 tomatoes, and s...

Quartzsite, Arizona is a small town along U.S. Interstate 10, and many just stop there for food and gas on the way to other places. In the l...