Doctor Grumpy in the House

Our house was originally built in 1993. For no apparent reason the kitchen had a ledge put about 12 feet up on the walls. Since no one can s...

Yesterday we went to an outdoor Independence Day carnival. At some point I wandered over to the snack bar and heard this great conversation:...

My office is closed today for the holiday, so my message says "Hi, my office is closed today for the Independence Day Holiday." It...

Working my way through some data research surveys about up-and-coming products. What do you guys think of this quote from one: "Product...

Oh, this was just a TERRIFIC way to end the work day. I couldn't have asked for something better. Mrs. Grumpy had a meeting tonight, so ...

When asked "What brings you to see me?" the following answers are NOT acceptable, helpful, or desired: 1: "A car" (or b...

It should be noted that more people visit an ER and/or die, as a result of mishaps with cars, OR swimming pools, OR alcohol, OR tobacco, THE...

Vicodin and Percocet don't kill patients! It's the big pillow I want to smother them with when they ask for more Vicodin and Percoce...

I had a deposition in my office yesterday. One of the lawyers showed up a few minutes late, set his briefcase down in the hallway, and we go...

My secretary Mary saved this awesome message that came in over lunch hour. Slurred voice: "I need to make an appointment to see Dr. Gru...

All right, this is an actual e-mail Mrs. Grumpy got from her Mom today about a new set of pots & pans my in-laws bought. I think it'...

Thank you all for your comments on Michael Jackson's death impacting my patients . To briefly touch on my only other professional encoun...

Last night, while I was on rounds, the staff was looking at a book of medical Spanish. In a section of phrases that nurses should know it in...

Okay, I just want my patients to know that there are some good excuses to cancel your appointments at the last minute. AND MICHAEL JACKSON...