Doctor Grumpy in the House

A Blog detailing the insanity of my medical practice and the stupidity of everyday life.

Friday, January 30, 2009

Suffering patient

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All right, today I had this talk with a migraine patient. For the record, I've been following her for over 5 years, and at every visit s...
Thursday, January 29, 2009

Today's tip

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Okay, Grumpy fans, today we have a helpful tip for other docs, which I learned yesterday when I went to go see a hospital patient I'd be...
Monday, January 26, 2009

Psychologist who needs one

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Okay, folks: one of my new patients today is a psychologist, who (according to his card) specializes in Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder (OCD)....
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Friday, January 23, 2009

Why you should take your pills

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Today I met a nice guy, early 20’s with seizures. He does fine if he takes his pills, and is good about doing so. Unfortunately, last weeken...
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Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Patient excuses

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In a remarkable 8 hours of clinic today, an atypically large number of headache patients provided the following unusually creative excuses a...
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Sunday, January 18, 2009

Bright families and sleepy people

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I got called in today to see this elderly man, who lives with his kids. On Friday night he fell asleep on the couch while watching TV. He lo...
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Friday, January 16, 2009

Idiocy at the Store

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So after leaving the office last night I had to go to the store. I'm waiting in line at the customer service counter. The guy in front o...
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Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Forgetful patient

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Okay, we're back to patient stuff, and my first patient today has already provided material! She was a nice lady in her 80's. While ...
Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Girl scout cookies

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Ok, this will be my last non-medical practice entry for a while, but I felt like chipping this in after last weekend's entry on the Boy ...
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Saturday, January 10, 2009

Boy Scout Hike from Hell

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Today's entry will have minimal, if any, medical relevance. First, let me say that I'm an experienced hiker. When I was in residency...
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Idiocy in the news

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A random pair of news stories. The first is about a guy who robbed a bank after waiting in line wearing a ski mask! And the second is a scho...
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Thursday, January 8, 2009

The FDA, drug companies, and your tax dollars

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Okay, today I am going to rant about the FDA and tax dollars. For years drug companies have given doctor's offices little junk like pens...
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Wednesday, January 7, 2009

Great cigarette quitters

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Case I saw at the hospital today: Gentleman in his 70's, who was leaving his lung doctor's office after an emphysema appointment. Th...
Monday, January 5, 2009

Sympathetic doctors

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So I'm leaving the hospital after rounds, and stopped in the doctor's lounge to get a Diet Coke for the road. As I wandered through ...
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