Dr. Grumpy: "Did you have any other questions?"
Ms. Shiny: "Yes," (she opens her briefcase) "Can I offer you a copy of the Bible?"
Dr.. Grumpy: "Uh, no thank you."
Ms. Shiny: "I have both old and new testament, or both?"
Dr. Grumpy: "That's okay, let me bring you up front."
Ms. Shiny: "How about a copy of The Watchtower?"
Dr. Grumpy: "Uh, no."
Ms. Shiny: "How about a Quran? I have one in here, somewhere."
Dr. Grumpy: "No."
Ms. Shiny: "Um, let me see, Book of Mormon?"
Dr. Grumpy: "No, thank you. My next patient is waiting, so..."
Ms. Shiny: "Bhagavad Gita?"
Necronomicon?
ReplyDeleteHmm, All monotheistic/abrahamic religions. Did she forget about Wicca?
ReplyDeleteAdams and Victor's, please
ReplyDelete"Maybe you prefer something a little more specialized? Let me run out to my car and grab a couple of my other briefcases."
ReplyDeleteNo 'Principia Discordia'? Figures.
ReplyDeleteNo Avesta? No Guru Granth Sahib? No Kitáb-i-Aqdas?
ReplyDelete"You're Jewish, right? I just happen to have all 73 volumes of the Talmud on me. By the way, do you have any idea what might be causing my back pain?"
ReplyDelete"Look, I stay in a lot of hotels and I'm a kleptomaniac."
ReplyDelete"I work in a bar, so I have to be prepared for all the times a priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk in."
ReplyDeleteHer house is the one all the kids avoid on Halloween.
ReplyDeleteIt’s a miracle , two months and he has returned to us, oh ye of little faith
ReplyDelete"I'm a drug rep for faith healers."
ReplyDeleteWelcome back, Dr. Grumpy. We have missed you. Did she offer you The Lorax by any chance?
ReplyDeleteI am so happy you have returned.
ReplyDeleteDid she not have a copy of the Kama Sutra?
No pasta strainer? the Great Spaghetti Monster will be very disappointed in her and expect Pastafarians to be demonstrating outside the pharma company next week
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