As occasionally happens, a drug rep called to see if the staff wanted anything from Local Coffee. Since they aren't above free caffeine (Dr. Pissy and I certainly aren't) they gave her an order list.
Mary ordered me my usual extra-tall triple-caffeine espresso mocha cortado cappuccino grande queso fundido.
So Ms. Pharma shows up. Pissy and I went up and gave her a few minutes of our attention about her miracle drug to thank her for keeping the staff awake. When she was done she handed us our drinks. I began sipping mine as I headed back to my office.
When I set it on my desk I realized her lipstick was on the straw.
Her name wasn't Goldilocks by any chance was it?
ReplyDeleteI hate to think what drugs she might have been touting…
ReplyDeleteHmm. Further food for thought, what if she'd never have used a straw, then, what?
ReplyDeleteThat's nothing. You should see what's on her pill samples.
ReplyDeleteas long as she did not have bird flu.... weird that she likes espresso mocha cortado cappuccino grande queso fundido though. most people hate cheese in their coffee.
ReplyDeleteAre you sure it wasn't your lipstick?
ReplyDeleteIt could be worse. She could have given you her cocaine straw.
ReplyDeleteHow can you be sure it was HER lipstick?
ReplyDeletesharing is caring. Be grateful that she cares
ReplyDeleteSo anyhow, I’ve been watching and waiting and today I finally said I wonder whatever did happen to good old Dr. grumpy he’s been gone quite a while. I hope he’s OK. He always provided a light spot in my day during a period of time when I really needed it. I hope he’s OK.
ReplyDeleteWhere is Dr. Grumpy? Was he poisoned by the lipstick on the straw? I miss his wise counsel.
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