Monday, June 13, 2022

Pissy. Must. Die.

Me, Dr. Pissy, and our combined office staffs are having lunch with a drug rep.

 

Ms. Pharma: “That covers all the new info about Nomoshakin, so next time either of you sees a patient with refractory seizures, please keep Nomoshakin in mind. Any questions?” 

Dr. Grumpy: “No, thank you.” 

Ms: Rep: “Okay. Looks like we still have a few minutes, so let me tell you about Gramzap. This is our new, highly potent, highly absorbed, once-daily oral antibiotic. It has excellent coverage against many commonly encountered infections and…” 

Dr. Pissy: “Do you have samples?” 

Ms. Pharma: “Of course! Let me…” 

Dr. Pissy: “Please leave them for Dr. Grumpy. Gramzap sounds better than the weekly shots he gets at the free clinic."

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14 comments:

  1. Andy SymsJune 13, 2022 at 5:55 AM

    ROTFLMAO!!!

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  2. AnonymousJune 13, 2022 at 6:50 AM

    😂

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  3. OldRPhJune 13, 2022 at 2:15 PM

    Dr Prissy for the win.

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  4. gloriapJune 13, 2022 at 8:38 PM

    I'd report Pissy to the state medical board for a HIPAA violation. You have witnesses.

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  5. AnonymousJune 14, 2022 at 10:09 AM

    Dr. Pissy might as well have said "I have this friend who...."

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  6. BarbJune 15, 2022 at 1:16 PM

    Bwaahahahahahahahhahaaa

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  7. AnonymousJune 16, 2022 at 9:28 AM

    better put some silvadene on that.

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  8. BobFJune 17, 2022 at 7:19 AM

    Welllllll, I have not heard Dr. Grumpy deny...
    ;-)

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  9. AnonymousJune 17, 2022 at 8:28 PM

    I hadn't been working very long at my first 'real' job as a hospital pharmacist when one of the older nurses asked me for leftover expired tetracycline tablets (! This is actually one of the drugs that becomes toxic after its expiration date.) Her hobby was growing irises and she thought she'd be able to nab a few free iris antibiotics from the newbie. Unless Pissy was there, those 'shots' may be Dr G's secret to prize-winning roses.

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  10. UnknownJune 18, 2022 at 9:58 AM

    Come on and own up....you're just upset that Pissy got that one in before you did.

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  11. AnonymousJune 18, 2022 at 3:31 PM

    Gramzap sounds like an all-round all-purpose antibiotic. Does it come in bubblegum flavor? (Laying bets on how long it takes for emergence of resistance.)

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  12. Mad JackJune 28, 2022 at 1:04 PM

    I actually laughed out loud at this one. My thanks to Dr. Pissy and to the author.

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  13. TehachapJuly 1, 2022 at 12:39 AM

    Hysterical! LOL Just hysterical!

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  14. AnonymousJuly 7, 2022 at 10:42 AM

    I'm rather sick today and coughing but I couldn't stop laughing (and coughing) and Dr Pissy. Keep up the good work, Dr Pissy!

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So wadda you think?