Two neurologists were walking along the street when they saw an old-timer veteran cop walking a beat with his legs wide apart. He was stiff-legged and walking slowly. One doctor said to his friend: "I'm sure that poor old cop has Peltry Syndrome. Those people walk just like that."
The other neurologist says: "No, I don't think so. The old cop surely has Boyd Syndrome. He walks slowly and his legs are apart, just as we learned in training."
Since they couldn't agree they decided to ask the cop. They approached him and one said, "We're neurologists and couldn't help but notice the way you walk, though we couldn't agree on the syndrome you might have. Could you tell us what it is?"
The old-timer said, "I'll tell you, but first you tell me what you two fine upstanding neurologists think." The first doctor said, "I think it's Peltry Syndrome." The old-timer said, "You thought - but you are wrong." The other neurologist said, "I think you have Boyd Syndrome." The old cop said, "You thought - but you are wrong."
So they asked him, "Well, old timer, what do you have?"
The old-timer cop said, "I thought it was just a fart- but I was wrong, too!"
- Thank you, Officer Cynical!
OMG, that's hilarious! Thank you, Dr. Grumpy (and Officer Cynical) for making my day.
ReplyDeleteFiring a Shart in the Dark
ReplyDeleteThank you. You made Diet Coke spout out my nose.
ReplyDeleteNow you did it, taking revenge now.
ReplyDeleteThat was our Valentine Day's gift from Dr. Grumpy. I don't know whether to laugh or cry. I wish he'd sent a chocolate bunny instead.
ReplyDeleteOccams Razor
ReplyDeleteWhen a group of neurologists are golfing and one of them starts dragging his leg, do the rest make him count that as a stroke?
ReplyDeleteNever trust a fart. Or like we say in Polish “a fart with a surprise.”
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