Thursday, February 21, 2019

A really sick horse

Dr. Grumpy: "Any illnesses in your family?"

Mr. Patient: "My mother has smoked a pack a day for 70 years and, except for her lung
cancer and heart failure, is healthy as a horse."
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9 comments:

  1. Officer CynicalFebruary 21, 2019 at 8:29 AM

    So, in other words, other than being at death's door, she's perfectly fine?

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  2. PackerFebruary 21, 2019 at 10:42 AM

    She started smoking at age 25

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  3. ndenunzFebruary 21, 2019 at 12:02 PM

    Mrs. Lincoln, other than the assassination, how did you enjoy the play?

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  4. webhillizzyFebruary 21, 2019 at 6:01 PM

    I don't understand why people say "healthy as a horse" and "sick as a dog." I mean, having worked extensively with both species I would say that dogs generally speaking are hardier beasts and horses more prone to weird illnesses and injuries. Just saying.

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  5. AnonymousFebruary 21, 2019 at 10:51 PM

    Always look on the bright side of life.

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  6. jonoFebruary 22, 2019 at 9:38 AM

    Just remove her heart and lungs and she'll be fine.

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  7. sleep deprivedFebruary 22, 2019 at 3:35 PM

    Almost as healthy as that horse we just put down.

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  8. AnonymousFebruary 22, 2019 at 9:52 PM

    But her kidneys and pancreas are amazing.

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  9. AnonymousFebruary 23, 2019 at 1:08 AM

    'Tis but a flesh wound!

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So wadda you think?