A Blog detailing the insanity of my medical practice and the stupidity of everyday life.
"Emphasis on 'gross.' Enough said."
That's what happens when you let your subscription to "Modern Maturity" lapse.
As they always say, 77 is the new 13.
I don't know... you'd think at 77 she'd be pretty mature!
At least I'm safe from *that*.I may grow old, but never up.
written after the patient laughed hysterically when the Doctor farted!
At 77 there is no other kind
Kind of old to be developing frontotemporal dementia. New infarct?
My grandma developed that after her stroke. We didn't need a Urologist to tell us though. The poop jokes were enough to figure it out on our own.
According to Mrs. Cynical, I have Early Onset Gross Immaturity, and have had for quite some time. Sadly, it's progressive and incurable.
Brentinseward already used my line. Clearly it's fart jokes.
well, gross immaturity sounds like way more fun than 'gross hematuria', which is much more likely to be the reason for a urology consult!the immaturity would be for Dr Grumpy and Dr Shrink, I imagine.
Voice recognition software should be illegal for use in medical records. See crap like this all the time.
So wadda you think?
"Emphasis on 'gross.' Enough said."
ReplyDeleteThat's what happens when you let your subscription to "Modern Maturity" lapse.
ReplyDeleteAs they always say, 77 is the new 13.
ReplyDeleteI don't know... you'd think at 77 she'd be pretty mature!
ReplyDeleteAt least I'm safe from *that*.
ReplyDeleteI may grow old, but never up.
written after the patient laughed hysterically when the Doctor farted!
ReplyDeleteAt 77 there is no other kind
ReplyDeleteKind of old to be developing frontotemporal dementia. New infarct?
ReplyDeleteMy grandma developed that after her stroke. We didn't need a Urologist to tell us though. The poop jokes were enough to figure it out on our own.
ReplyDeleteAccording to Mrs. Cynical, I have Early Onset Gross Immaturity, and have had for quite some time. Sadly, it's progressive and incurable.
ReplyDeleteBrentinseward already used my line. Clearly it's fart jokes.
ReplyDeletewell, gross immaturity sounds like way more fun than 'gross hematuria', which is much more likely to be the reason for a urology consult!
ReplyDeletethe immaturity would be for Dr Grumpy and Dr Shrink, I imagine.
Voice recognition software should be illegal for use in medical records. See crap like this all the time.
ReplyDelete