Maybe it causes everything that comes after to merely pass through, sort of like a water slide in the theme park. Hmm. Escherichia coli and other coliforms come to mind.
A 'sliming' factor was the basis for the use of slippery elm's use as ... in a bygone era. Some hospital obstetrical units still have laminaria hidden in a drawer somewhere for the old time docs.
My guess is that its directions were grammatically constructed by someone whose first language doesn't have a lot of intricate extra words for describing tenses, number of people involved and would probably use sticky gums for the underweighted person who do not want to food consuming, by both male and female.
As usual, unable to post a coherent comment because I'm laughing kitbags out my nose (as the Brits would say). Even if I could, I'd be hard pressed to choose among Fifty Shades of Slime.
I was writing about slugs this morning, so this made me laugh out loud. Also, did you know slug slime (and the mucus in your nose) is a liquid crystal?
A local salon had a carefully lettered vinyl sign on their front window, "Body Sliming." Apparently, the salon's sign was ordered by the same person who did the art work for this box...
Trust us, it is good for you. The Seizures burn calories and are expected.
ReplyDeleteYou need to submit this to Engrish.com.
ReplyDeleteThat site has me laughing ALMOST as much as this one.
but did Dr Oz recommend it on his show?
ReplyDeleteCue the "GhostBusters" theme...
ReplyDelete"I've been slimed!!!"
And it's pretty much the right shade of green, it's the first thing I thought of!
DeleteAm I the only one who thinks that looks like some sort of porn fetish video?
ReplyDeleteAnd look, it's not even reached its expiration date yet!
ReplyDeleteSnake oil to be reconstituted.
ReplyDeletePut me down for 4
ReplyDeleteMaybe it causes everything that comes after to merely pass through, sort of like a water slide in the theme park. Hmm. Escherichia coli and other coliforms come to mind.
ReplyDeleteA 'sliming' factor was the basis for the use of slippery elm's use as ... in a bygone era. Some hospital obstetrical units still have laminaria hidden in a drawer somewhere for the old time docs.
My guess is that its directions were grammatically constructed by someone whose first language doesn't have a lot of intricate extra words for describing tenses, number of people involved and would probably use sticky gums for the underweighted person who do not want to food consuming, by both male and female.
This is rather timely. The 10-year-old was drinking tea the other morning and said, "The box is right, it does leave slime in your mouth!"
ReplyDeleteApparently, she'd picked up the Blueberry SLIM (we just got it 'cause it was blueberry).
umm, this "tea" is used by those who are trying to lose weight; but, it really is a mild herbal laxative.
ReplyDeleteAs usual, unable to post a coherent comment because I'm laughing kitbags out my nose (as the Brits would say). Even if I could, I'd be hard pressed to choose among Fifty Shades of Slime.
ReplyDeleteI was writing about slugs this morning, so this made me laugh out loud. Also, did you know slug slime (and the mucus in your nose) is a liquid crystal?
ReplyDeleteA local salon had a carefully lettered vinyl sign on their front window, "Body Sliming." Apparently, the salon's sign was ordered by the same person who did the art work for this box...
ReplyDeletehas its own web site
ReplyDeletevery famous