Mr. Sativa: "Hi, um, you saw me for headaches last year, and referred me to a headache specialist, and I kind of have an emergency, and I can't reach him."
Dr. Grumpy: "Okay... What's up?"
Mr. Sativa: "Well, that doctor suggested marijuana, and it works fine, but this morning my dog Mojo ate it all, and now he's really sleepy. I mean, he's breathing, but I can't wake him up. What should I do?"
Dr. Grumpy: "I'd call your vet. I don't treat dogs."
Mr. Sativa: "Oh, I hadn't thought of that."
Dr. Grumpy: "Okay, good luck and..."
Mr. Sativa: "With a stoned dog, um, should I play music or something?"
(pause)
Dr. Grumpy: "I'd go with Dark Side of the Moon."
Mr. Sativa: "Cool! Thanks, doc. I'll call the vet now."
Somehow I don't think the dog quite ate ALL of it...
ReplyDeleteEverybody knows you should play Magical Mystery Tour. You young people.....
ReplyDeleteGood call.
ReplyDeleteNumbskull! Mota can make your dog very sick, just like chocolate and bacon grease and any number of tasty yet dangerous items we must hide from our four legged friends. That's one of the most worrying problems of legalization here in Oregon - pets are getting sick from snacking on their owner's stash.
ReplyDeletePlease save a couple of brain cells to remember to put away everything when you're done, munchies included, as most animals don't need those Cheetos anymore that we do.
P.S. If you think I sound judgmental, fine - but I indulge as well occasionally and responsibly. No driving after, and in my case, very little ice cream in the house to start with...
This song has become a staple in veterinary emergency clinics everywhere:
ReplyDeletehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9C8MHh_dPE
Far-out, man!!!
ReplyDeleteOr anything by Cheech & Chong...
Dave's not here
DeleteHow about Led Zeppelin IV? Released 45 years ago today...
ReplyDeleteAbsolutely the best choice. Best stoner album there is.Damn you brought back memories (all good).
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ReplyDeleteGrateful Dead!!!
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