Monday, November 28, 2016

Here we go!

As we near the end of another trip around the sun, it's again time for the annual...

Dr. Grumpy's Gift Guide!


I'm going to kick off this year with something truly meaningful. After all, in cultures around the world, motherhood is revered.

So what would be an ideal gift for your growing child to always remember mom by? Something meaningful, lasting, powerful...

I know! What could be more appropriate than jewelry made from your very own breast milk?







Featuring an array of bracelets, rings, and pendants, you can now remind your child, or yourself, or the guy who knocked you up, of all the sacrifices you made for them during your "nursing journey" (that's what the site calls breastfeeding, I swear).

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11 comments:

  1. staceyNovember 28, 2016 at 9:04 AM


    So essentially, everything is a "a thing".

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  2. AnonymousNovember 28, 2016 at 10:39 AM

    Like sore and saggy tits weren't enough of a reminder

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  3. MooseNovember 28, 2016 at 11:41 AM

    Geez, the stuff you come up with. You must have jugs of these links collected. What a boob.

    Tata!

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  4. KaiNovember 28, 2016 at 11:55 AM

    Oh...oh dear.

    Talk about milking it for all it's worth. Not the breast idea I've ever seen, really, but I suppose tit's not the worst either!

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  5. PackerNovember 28, 2016 at 1:08 PM

    Ok, I am officially over cyber Monday

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  6. Ms. DonnaNovember 28, 2016 at 1:11 PM

    Not real. No blood from where Junior or Juniorette bit you with new tooth.

    Yes, it happened. Yes, my kids were traumatized from the shriek.

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  7. SilliyakNovember 28, 2016 at 4:18 PM

    PLUS, a source of nourishment if you're ever lost in the woods!

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  8. AnonymousNovember 28, 2016 at 5:15 PM

    Will these pieces of jewelry keep you from getting lost on your "nursing journey"?

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  9. AnonymousNovember 28, 2016 at 6:44 PM

    gag

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  10. AnonymousNovember 29, 2016 at 9:57 AM

    (Can't believe no one's said this one yet...)

    This jewelry sucks. ;)

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  11. AnonymousNovember 30, 2016 at 2:56 AM

    How do they get the milk solid enough to get it to be polished?
    Now do we start on the kids first poop and pee bracelet?
    That would sort of be a downer.
    Merry Christmass out there!!
    Wow, I got the pictures correct this time.
    Heltau

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So wadda you think?